Irritation has been known since ancient times. From the simplest (young inventors and aliens dropping mysterious but useless artifacts), to the great (the fall of the Royal Library of Alexandria coordinated by Julius Caesar, Patriarch Theophilus of Alexandria, and Robert Louis Stevenson), we find Irritators everywhere and everywhen.

    "I'm not touching you."


Irritation is great fun. Here are some fun ways to Irritate.

1: Using Blinking, Highlighted, Highlighted Blinking, Invisible, Invisible Blinking, and the greatest, Invisible Blinking Highlighted Text
2: Showing someone this page's source.
3: Detouring garage sales into loops.
4: Detouring garage sales to other people's crappier garage sales (three times the fun for everyone!).
5: Reviving the oldest possible thread in a forum to correct people's spelling mistakes, etc.
6: Using etc. when no one knows what the hell you're rambling on about.
7aB3a#1a: Prodigious and indecipherable chapter and subsection formatting.
8: Using the word "Bombastic". Incorrectly.
9: Dancing.
10: Chewing other people's pencils.
11: Making pointless media scandals
12: Covering pointless media scandals
13: Caring about pointless media scandals
14: .
15: ...
14: .....
15: Typ
16: ing
17: .....
18: ver
19: tic
20: all
21: y...
22: .....
23: ...
24: .
25: Bombing Italy.
26: Chain letters.

Can you come up with more?